Day 16: Sincerely, Ali

Dear Norah Jones,

   I want to be you. Is that okay? It's not a big deal or anything... but I am going to steal your identity. I will take your voice, your beauty, and your overall success of being a human.

Dear Jake Gyllenhaal, 

  I want to marry you. Not only do I want to, but I will. Yep. Because we are soul mates, and regardless of what People magazine says about your feeling for other woman... we are in love. For life.

Dear Taylor Swift,

  I don't have anything personally against you... but how do you have so many break up songs? I mean really... you're like, what, 12?

Dear John Mayer,

  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

Dear Hitler,

  I am learning about you in history. You weren't a nice person. I'm glad we were never friends.

Dear Donald Trump,

  ........hm.

Dear James Earl Jones,

  I'll never see you and not think "Oh, hey Mufasa." 

My thoughts on random people.