I am writing to you today in regards to your extreme confusion as to what your job is, and what Decembers job is. I'll help you out. For starts, YOU DON'T SNOW. Ever. Never once should you snow. Also, everyone sort of assumes that you will start to bring out the sun, so us girls can start to bring out the dresses. So far, you have been very up and down with your duties. Don't worry, i'm not going to throw you out of the year, but I am going to give you a stern talking to, and a warning; if you don't shape up, my emotional levels are going to spiral out of control, and I am going to reek havoc. Cool, thanks.
With a fair heads up,
Ali Daisley.
P.S Here is a study guide for you to better understand your expected progress.
And also...
My cat snores and barfs.
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