101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
Is this real life?
Come on Disney... this is awful.
But okay, let's think about it.
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The Lion King: Mufasa... maaaaan, you got trampled. I cry every time.
Beauty and the Beast: Do we ever know your mom, Belle? Where is she?
Tarzan: AAHH HAH! BOTH YOUR PARENTS.... die. Oh no.
Pochahontas: Mommyless.
Cinderalla: Evil step mom action. Shoooot.
Snow White: ....a whole bunch of small men?
The Jungle Book: Raised by wolves.
WOW Disney, way to be a Debbie Downer.
A Negative Nelly.
A Sad Susan.
A Miserable Marlin.
A Pathetic Patty.
(Take no offense if your name is Debbie, Nelly, Susan, Marlin, or Patty)
This is a midnight blog, I didn't really skip a day.
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