Monday, May 9, 2011

Day 28: Males

Yes hello, Men?
Hi.
I am Ali.
One out of all females who find you annoying.

I am writing to you today to express my pure confusion for your brain function.
Like really, what's going on up there?
Do you have common sense?
Do you have a little voice in to tell you that you're stupid?
Do you have the same kind of brain that us girls have?
Because I feel like the thing that is taking up room in your skulls MUST be different than ours.

Oh, and also...
I do still like you.
But I will NEVER understand you.

Sincerely, an infuriated bystander. 

P.S. Ooooh child, things are gonna' get easieaa! Oooooh child, things'll get brightaaaa.
OOOH OOOOH.

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